polityczki

 

RADA

Orle nasz! – godło biało-czerwone –

Coś tak na zachód oczy wywalił?

Spojrzyj czasami też w drugą stronę,

Z której cię całkiem już oskubali.

 


 

POLSKI PATRIOTYZM

W Polsce bieda znowu hasa,

Rząd wygłosił chyba sto mów:

„Ludzie! Zaciśnijcie pasa!”

Na co ci żarliwie: „Komu?!”

 


 

PRACA

Znów wielkimi literami transparenty krzyczą:

POLAK POTRAFI PRACOWAĆ!

– ale za granicą…

 


 

DZIENNIK TELEWIZYJNY

Wciąż prawdy pokonują Andy

Mistrzowie Antypropagandy

 


 

USTRÓJ

Kiedy lud bierze władzę w swe ręce,

Władza nie walczy tylko o swoje.

Wtedy się ustrój zmienia na drobne

I stąd się biorą drobnoustroje.

 


 

DAREMNE ŻALE

„Daremne żale, próżny trud, bezsilne złorzeczenia”…

Choć masz w kieszeni forsy w bród, noc nie ma do kupienia.

 


 

FILMOTOMIA

Filmy na tematy wzięte

Często są dosłownie cięte.

 


 

O PEWNYM RUSKU ZNAD WISŁY

Ten to Mo-czar osobisty…

 


 

DO WŁADZY

Stara formuła w nowej pokrywie:

DZIEL sprawiedliwie i RZĄDŹ sprawiedliwie

 


 

DAREMNE ŻALE ZAKTUALIZOWANE

„Daremne żale, próżny trud, bezsilne złorzeczenia”…

Chociaż towarów ma być w bród (?), to pustkę masz w kieszeniach…

 


 

WOJSKO, NASZE WOJSKO

Pomiędzy jedną a drugą wojną, żeby nie stracić obroku,

Rozpoczynamy kampanię zbrojną pod hasłem: WALKA O POKÓJ!

 


 

PYTANIE USŁYSZANE W KOLEJCE PO MIĘSO

Czy interniści, proszę pani,

Też wszyscy będą internowani?

 


 

OHYDNA PROWOKACJA

Dzisiaj w gazecie, nie bez racji, piszą o strasznej prowokacji,

Którą plugawi zdrajcy z NATO wciskają w głowy nam, Polakom,

Że gdzieś w kopalni śląskiej niby górnicy wysadzili szyby.

Owszem, słyszałem, i to nie raz:

„Tu mówi Rozgłośnia Polska Radia Wolna Europa.

Jak podaje Agencja TASS…”

 


 

DYKTATURA PROLETARIATU

Jakoś nie może mi to wejść do głowy:

Proletariat? Kilkuosobowy?

 


 

WESELE

Myśl z „Wesela” Wyspiańskiego po Odnowie jest jak nowa.

ZBUDUJEMY! NAPRAWIMY! – „Słowa, słowa, słowa, słowa”…

 


 

JUNTA MARKSISTOWSKO-LENINOWSKA

Dała nam hojnie

Dekret o wojnie.

 


 

ZACISKANIE WIĘZI

„Chcemy zaciskać” – w Partii krzyczą – „więzy z tą klasą robotniczą!”

I zaciskają bez rozliczeń, lecz raczej… klasie robotniczej.

 


 

DEKRET

Dekret o stanie wojennym trzeba wdrażać od swego podwórka:

Od dziś nasza rodzinna czwórka je na obiad ziemniaki w mundurkach.

 


 

JAJKA

Dziś każdy Polak – to nie bajka! – ma na swe kartki po trzy jajka.

Ten dar od państwa mnie zachwyca. Zjem raz na miesiąc jajecznicę.

 


 

PZPR

POLSKA walczy rozpaczliwie

ZJEDNOCZONA w swym sprzeciwie

PARTIA znowu każe służyć

ROBOTNICZA brać się burzy.

 


 

ZSL

ZJEDNOCZONE Stany nas żywią

STRONNICTWO żywi wdzięczność za to

LUDOWE zabawy jak żywioł

Chyba będą odpowiednią zapłatą.

 


 

SD

STRONNICTWO kilku partyjnych bobasów

DEMOKRATYCZNE od czasu do czasu.

 


 

STRONNICTWA

W Polsce mamy dwa stronnictwa, jedno nawet zjednoczone.

Wszyscy wiedzą czyją one dziarsko wciąż trzymają stronę.

 


 

ŻYCZENIA NA DZIEŃ KOLEJARZA

Bez analogii kolego drogi! Kierowcom życzysz szerokiej drogi,

Lecz tym od stacji i semaforów nie życz czasami szerokich torów!

 


 

WODZOWIE

Dwóch wojskowych dyktatorów upodabnia sprawa taka,

Że Piłsudski miał Kasztankę, Jaruzelski zaś Siwaka.

 


 

PIERWSZY PROJEKT PODWYŻKI CEN

Jaki nam ustrój wprowadzali?

Socjalistyczny kanibalizm!

 


 

KONFLIKT SERO-LOGICZNY

W Polsce płynie rzeka mleka,

A ilość serów jest bliska zeru.

 


 

PANEM ET CIRCENSES

Myśl naszej władzy mądrością tryska:

Nie mamy chleba? – Dajmy igrzyska!

 


 

NIEDORZECZNIK PRASOWY

Po każdej zawierusze

Wyciąga się za uszy.

 


 

PIERWSI BUDOWNICZOWIE DRUGIEJ POLSKI

„Cel uświęca środki” – tak myśleli.

Teraz święta w środku święcą celi.

 


 

WYWIAD Z ALBINEM

Skończyłem żłobek i przedszkole,

Mam też za sobą, niech policzę,

Szkoły powszechnej cztery klasy

I całą klasę robotniczą.

 


 

ZMIANA

13 grudnia z rana

Zaszła w Polsce  g e n e r a l n a  zmiana.

 


 

PRZEMÓWIENIA

Linia czerwonych proroków na tyle się nie zmienia,

Że mogą wygłaszać co roku te same przemówienia.

 


 

DZIWNY NARÓD

Nasz naród całkiem po prostu

Składa się z samych wyrostków.

 


 

PRZYSŁOWIE

Dopóty Urban wodę leje, dopóki mu ktoś ucha nie urwie.

 


 

REFORMACJA

Czy gdy reforma dojdzie do formy

W sklepach bez kartek będą reformy?

 


 

ŻYCZLIWA DUSZA

Na starość wszyscy siwieją (nawet młodzieniec Jaskiernia).

Siwak się bardzo tym przejął i – kogo może – oczernia.

 


 

EPITAFIUM I

Nie ma już na świecie Loni.

Kto nas teraz będzie bronił?

 


 

EPITAFIUM II

Nie ma na świecie już Andropowa.

Któż nami będzie się opiekował?

 


 

EPITAFIUM III

Nie ma na świecie już Czernienki.

Szlochają starcy i panienki

 


 

 

 


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